ladies and gentleman -- to those among you who are easily frightened, we suggest you turn away now. to those of you who think you can take it, we say... welcome to the mad house.

at the resturant with bae

  1. waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  2. me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  3. me: you want my man or something?
  4. her: wh-wat?
  5. me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  6. me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  7. me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  8. him: aye calm down
  9. me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy


Lana Del Rey | West Coast (Official 1st single from the upcoming album Ultraviolence, stream it on VEVO to help the song on the charts)


January 16, 1979 – August 25, 2001: Rest in peace Aaliyah Dana Haughton aka “Babygirl.”

Describe Jay McGuiness.

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Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight, my motto’s always been; when it’s right, it’s right, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way. Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite, and the thought of rubbin’ you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

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i wish i was one of those groupies who follows tw around the country and sees them in concert every single night because i don’t want to believe that last night was the last time i’ll ever see them again



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